just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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