well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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