Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The air was thick with penises
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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