the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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