Is it normal to miss your booty call?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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