I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
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Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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