i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
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Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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