Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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