You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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