god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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