i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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