I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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