I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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