he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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