so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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