that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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