I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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