my mouth tastes like poor choices
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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