So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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