How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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