That's intense
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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