I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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