Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Randomize