ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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