i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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