Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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