Swine flu. Run for my life!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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