so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's never too late to be topless.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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