In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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