her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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