he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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