Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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