Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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