Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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