HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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