My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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