When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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