I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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