Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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