its not stalking. its research.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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