Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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