Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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