I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She needs sedatives and a leash
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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