The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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