Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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