Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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