you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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