umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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