Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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