but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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